HOLIDAY INN

    
WELL I'D RATHER DRIVE A TRUCK THAN PLAY THE
HOLIDAY INN.
I'D RATHER SING TO REDNECKS,
THAN A SALESMAN SIPPING GIN.
I KNOW THE PAY IS GREAT,
AND MY BANKROLL IS GETTING THIN.
BUT I'D RATHER DRIVE A TRUCK THAN PLAY THE
HOLIDAY INN.

I'D RATHER SMOKE A NUMBER THAN GET
DRUNK ON SCOTCH AND RYE.
'CAUSE LIQUOR BRINGS ME DOWN,
AND I LIKE BETTER BEING HIGH.
I KNOW THE LAW AIN'T WITH ME,
AND I'VE OFTEN WONDERED WHY.
I'D RATHER SMOKE A NUMBER THAN GET
DRUNK ON SCOTCH AND RYE.

I'VE HEARD IT SAID A HUNGRY MAN,
WILL DANCE TO ANY SONG.
AND FREEDOM'S JUST A RICH MAN'S GAME,
AND WE CAN'T PLAY ALONG.
WELL ALL I KNOW IS WHAT I FEEL,
AND WHAT I FEEL IS THIS.
I'D RATHER BE A POOR MAN,
THAN BE SOMEONE ELSE AND RICH.

AND I'D RATHER DRIVE A TRUCK THAN PLAY THE
HOLIDAY INN.
I'D RATHER SING TO REDNECKS,
THAN A SALESMAN SIPPING GIN.
I KNOW THE PAY IS GREAT,
AND MY BANKROLL IS GETTING THIN.
BUT I'D RATHER DRIVE A TRUCK THAN PLAY THE
HOLIDAY INN.