HONKYTONKITIS

IT'S LIKE A FEVER BURNIN' OUTA CONTROL
NO PILL CAN HELP YOU ONCE IT TAKES HOLD
IF IT FEELS REAL GOOD THEN YOU GOT IT BAD
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE THE BEST TIME YOU'VE EVER HAD

THEY CALL IT HONKYTONKITIS
IT'S ONE THING STAYIN' HOME IN BED WON'T HEAL
YEAH YOU GOT HONKYTONKITIS
AND THE WORSE IT GETS THE BETTER YOU FEEL

YOU'LL NEED A JUKE BOX FULL A COUNTRY SONGS
AND A BAR TO LEAN ON AS YOU SING ALONG
DON'T CALL A DOCTOR IF IT GETS WORSE
YOU'RE GONNA NEED A BARMAID MORE THAN A NURSE

THEY CALL IT HONKYTONKITIS
IT'S ONE THING STAYIN' HOME IN BED WON'T HEAL
YEAH YOU GOT HONKYTONKITIS
AND THE WORSE IT GETS THE BETTER YOU FEEL
AND THE WORSE IT GETS THE BETTER YOU FEEL
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