4 TRACK DEMO
THERE OUGHT TO BE A COLLEGE WHERE GUYS LIKE ME CAN GO CAUSE THERE'S A KIND OF KNOWLEDGE I THINK I NEED TO KNOW A HALL OF HIGHER LEARNIN' WHERE I'D GET MY DEGREE THERE OUGHT TO BE A SCHOOL FOR FOOLS LIKE ME I'D TAKE A CLASS IN CHEATING AND ONE IN LYING TOO GO TO LECTURES IN MISTREATING LEARN NEW WAYS TO HURT YOU I'D GET AN "A" IN WALK AWAY AND PLAIN STUPIDITY THERE OUGHT TO BE A SCHOOL FOR FOOLS LIKE ME I'D BE THE STUDENT BODY PRESIDENT JUST LIKE I'VE ALWAYS BEEN I'D BE THE ONE MOST LIKELY TOO SUCCEED AT LOOSING YOU AGAIN AND THEN I'D GRADUATE WITH MY BA IN JEALOUSY THERE OUGHT TO BE A SCHOOL FOR FOOLS LIKE ME MY MAJOR WOULD BE HEARTACHE MY MINOR FEELIN' BLUE I'D POLISH ALL THE SKILLS I LEARN AND PRACTICE THEM ON YOU I'D SURELY WIN A SCHOLARSHIP AND GO TUITION FREE THERE OUGHT TO BE A SCHOOL FOR FOOLS LIKE ME I'D JOIN THE JERKS FRATERNITY AND BE THE CAMPUS CLOWN AND YOU COULD TAKE A CLASS OR TWO IF YOUR STILL HANGING AROUND I'D GRADUATE WITH HONERS AND JOIN THE FACULTY THERE OUGHT TO BE A SCHOOL FOR FOOLS LIKE ME A REAL LIFE LOSER'S UNIVERSITY. .