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THE BALLAD OF DICK & JANE

Robb Strandlund & Richard Bowden


NO DEMO

    
THERE WERE THREE GOOD FRIENDS WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH JANE.
TOM, DICK, AND HARRY WERE THEIR NAMES.
I AM HER ONLY BOYFRIEND,
EACH OF THEM WOULD BOAST.
BUT SHE PASSED ON TOM AND HARRY,
'CAUSE SHE LIKED DICK THE MOST.

NOW SHE'S GOT, DICK IN THE PALM OF HER HAND,
SHE LIKES TO HOLD DICK,
SHE LIKES TO SQUEEZE DICK.
SHE LIKES TO KISS DICK ALL OF THE TIME,
SEEMS LIKE DICK IS ALWAYS ON HER MIND.