DON'T CALL ME

THE NIGHT WAS HOT, THE BEER WAS COLD.
THE BAR WAS NEW, BUT THE LINES WERE OLD.
I WATCHED THEM DANCIN',
SHE WAS ALL OVER HIM.

I SAT THERE SIPPIN', ON MY BEER.
I COULDN'T HELP, BUT OVERHEAR.
HE WAS ASKIN',
"WILL I SEE YOU AGAIN?"

SHE SAID, "YOU TOLD ME, YOU LIVE ALL ALONE,
BUT MY OLD MAN MIGHT BE AT HOME,
AND IF YOU CALL ME,
HE MIGHT ANSWER THE PHONE".
 
SHE TOLD HIM; DON'T CALL ME, I'LL CALL YOU,
IF HER HUSBAND ONLY KNEW.
I WAS WONDERIN', ISN'T ANYONE TRUE? 
LOOKIN' FOR LOVERS, FINDIN' THE BLUES,
PLANNIN' THEIR CHEATIN' RENDEZVOUS,
DON'T CALL ME, BABY I'LL CALL YOU.

HE WROTE HIS NUMBER, WROTE IT WRONG.
THEY KISSED GOODBYE, SHE WAS DUE AT HOME.
AND AS SHE WALKED OUT, ANOTHER WOMAN WALKED IN.

HE ASKED HER TO DANCE, SHE SAID ALRIGHT.
HE SAID, "I'VE BEEN ALL ALONE TONIGHT",
AND THEN THAT TIRED LINE, "TELL ME WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?"

HE SAID, "I HOPE YOU LIVE ALL ALONE,
'CAUSE MY OLD LADY MIGHT BE HOME,
AND IF YOU CALL ME, SHE MIGHT ANSWER THE PHONE".

HE TOLD HER, "DON'T CALL ME, I'LL CALL YOU",
IF HIS WIFE ONLY KNEW.
I WAS WONDERIN', ISN'T ANYONE TRUE? 
LOOKIN' FOR LOVERS, FINDIN' THE BLUES,
PLANNIN' THEIR CHEATIN' RENDEZVOUS,
DON'T CALL ME, BABY I'LL CALL YOU.

NOW THERE AIN'T MUCH I HAVEN'T DONE,
BUT IF YOU'RE LOOKIN' FOR SOMEONE.
ALL MY CHEATIN' DAYS ARE THROUGH,
DON'T CALL ME, BABY I'LL CALL YOU.

DON'T CALL ME, BABY I'LL CALL YOU.
IF THEIR FAMILIES ONLY KNEW.
I WAS WONDERIN', ISN'T ANYONE TRUE? 
ALL OF YOU CHEATERS, GIVE ME THE BLUES,
PLANNIN' YOUR SECRET, RENDEZVOUS,