WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?

    
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?
I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE.
HOW THE HECK DID IT GET IN HERE,
IT'S TOO BIG FOR THE DOOR.
IT MIGHT BE A BIRTHDAY PRESENT,
FROM MY COUSIN SETH.
WELL I SURE WISH I KNEW WHAT IT ARE,
'CAUSE IT'S A WORRYIN' ME TO DEATH.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?
I WONDER IF IT'S FREE?
THEY MIGHT OF LEFT IT FOR MY WIFE,
OR MAYBE IT'S FOR ME.
THAT DANG THING LOOKS EXPENSIVE,
I WONDER WHAT IT COST.
IT MIGHT BE HERE ON PURPOSE,
OR MAYBE IT'S JUST LOST.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?
IT'S CAUSIN' ME SOME FRIGHT.
IT LOOKS AWFUL DARN HEAVY,
BUT IT MIGHT BE REAL LIGHT.
I THINK I SAW ONE IN A MAGAZINE,
OH, I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
AT LEAST I THOUGHT I KNEW,
BUT NOW IT'S STARTIN' TO FIZZ.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?
AND JUST WHAT DOES IT DO?
WHEN I FIRST SAW IT, IT WAS RED,
BUT NOW, IT'S TURNIN' BLUE.
I WISH I KNEW WHAT TO DO WITH IT,
HELL I DON'T EVEN CARE.
A MINUTE AGO IT WAS OVER HERE,
BUT NOW IT'S OVER THERE.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?
IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S MADE OUT OF STEEL.
OF COURSE IT'S GOT SOME SHAGGY HAIR,
THAT I AIN'T GONNA FEEL.
WELL IT WASN'T MAKIN' ANY SOUND AT ALL.
BUT NOW IT'S GETTIN' KINDA LOUD.
I SURE WISH THAT THING WOULD GO AWAY,
BECAUSE IT'S STARTIN' TO DRAW A CROWD.

HEY YOU KIDS, GET AWAY FROM THAT THING!
DON'T PUT YOUR LIPS ON IT!
MAYBE IT CAME FROM IRAN?
OH YEAH, I KNOW WHAT IT IS.
YEAH I KNEW ALL ALONG.

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?